when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
The Princess and her Guardians [x]
a thing was done and my dash did it
Which states have the most people with state pride?
its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have
I just really wanted to draw Erwin not giving a fuck…
I have to say… these are my favorite screenshots from the show.
This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain this
Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights
thank you car side of tumblr
When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for
i prefer it when they put their tongue in my ass!
i did a push up why am i still fat