caughtinkorea:

Holy Mother of God!

(Source: 365daysofsexy)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

The Princess and her Guardians [x]

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

(Source: reddit.com)

moni158:

I just really wanted to draw Erwin not giving a fuck…

equalistmako:

I have to say… these are my favorite screenshots from the show.

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

(Source: mrcheyl)

contraception:

earthdad:

When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for

i prefer it when they put their tongue in my ass!

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat